I have theorised that it is difficult for me to finish my school work on time due to a fluxuation in the space/time fabric which causes time to move extra-ordinarily slowly around my house and property.

This is caused partially by the huge mass and rotation of the Earth, as gravity causes space to bend towards it and the rotation twists it around, time and space are connected so time is also affected which means it is deformed and unstable. This can be proved because gravity is inconsistent all across the Earth ([link]), meaning that Space/time must also be inconsistent. Thus anomalies in time are natural but generally not noticeable (excluding the Bermuda Triangle which has an infamous past of gravitational and magnetic anomalies).

So Large Mass (Earth) = Gravity = Space/Time distortion
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Rotation by Large Mass = Space/Time distortion
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Generally unnoticeable changes

However my house is exceptional because the combined mass of my entire family and the massive number of visitors who come and go as they please is extremely large and must therefore bend time. We must also assume that there was a weakness or difference in the space/time before we arrived, that has been further distorted.

So Large Mass (Earth) = Gravity = Space/Time distortion
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Rotation by Large Mass = Space/Time distortion
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Combined family and guests' weight = Space/Time distortion
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More noticeable changes

As one last factor we must take into account this explanation itself has caused more damage and because I have damaged time, then the damage is not controlled by time, and stretches into the past and future. This damage is caused by Einstein spinning in his grave, because as we learned before, rotation by a mass causes distortion, such a small mass like Einstein should not affect the universe noticeably, but because of the extremeness of the outrageous claims I am making, the speed of his spinning is close to the speed of light. Which increases his mass (energy turns to mass when it is moving, especially at high speed). The sheer speed and increased mass twists and deforms space/time.

Unbelievable claims + metaphorical saying + Einstein = Near light speed spinning
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Extremely high speed = increased mass
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So Large Mass (Einstein) = Gravity = Space/Time distortion
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Extremely rapid Rotation by Large Mass = extra Space/Time distortion

Metaphorical connections have brought his undead rage (and a space/time anomaly caused by said spinning) to my house and the extremely distorted space/time around my house/property moves slowly whilst the the world enjoys time at a normal rate.

So Large Mass (Earth) = Gravity = Space/Time distortion
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Rotation by Large Mass = Space/Time distortion
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Combined family and guests' weight = Space/Time distortion
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Einstein spinning = Space/Time distortion
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Increased weight via spinning = Space/Time distortion
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Extremely slow time anomaly at my house.